Thursday, December 9, 2010

Skyline


No good, wasn't expecting much, from this movie and it delivered on my expectation. Had a lot of good B list actors, like Reta and detective Sucras,b from DEXTER which had me thinking. This movie is like what the other people are doing in great alien invasion movie. While will Smith is punching out aliens and saying cool stuff like welcome to earth. theirs got to be someone out there running around like headless chickens. So if you interested in that watch this movie other wise thumbs down. It did get and interesting plot twist at the end with I think should have be the main movie.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Jackass 3D


Jackass, a bunch a crap you don't want to every see in 3D, literally and figuratively. I laughed quite a bit, but overall I'm disgusted just think about the movie. If you like the series this is right up your alley, i never liked jackass so no thumbs up.

PS when you see the green mountain close your eyes.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Devil


Really good movie, I must admit, I was a little scared and It takes a lot to scary me. Its surprising how scary it was, I mean the whole movie took place in a elevator. Goes to show you a good plot goes a long way. I'm not going to write about this movie in details because it was nice following the story. So, go watch thumbs up.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Last Exorcism


No good, possession is just about the only thing that truly scares me. But this movie is just lousy. It had a twist ending I guess, but the twist had nothing to do with the story up to that point. Like instead of that's, what happened. I left what the hell is happening. don't watch, thumbs down.

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Last Airbender


Awful movie, cheesy music, cheesy acting, bad directing and writing just a big mess. where to start, the dramatic music gave me a head ache like nothing else it just went on and on. Thought it was a musical for a little but no one song so I guess not. But they did dance for 5 min before the can use their powers. So anyone with 50/50 vision and a gun wins, you have 5 min shoot in their general direction bound to get a hit. Now the acting with self narration, for example a guy climbing a ladder, someone shouts out he's climbing a ladder, like the old time batman show. I was clapping at the end of the movie because I was glad it was over. I think their going to make a part two, which I won't be watching. Even if James Cameron wrote and directed it and the actors were play boy bunnies in 3D.......... Ok that's a excellent idea, anyone got James Cameron phone # let get it started :). Awful movie please don't watch it only encourages.



PS. anyone seen the 3D TV's, blow my mind.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Sorcerer's Apprentice


No good, I think Nicholas Cage is a great actor, which is why I think if his Co star acting is just good he ends up looking bad. For instants Face off, john travolta acting sucked to me. Same happened here, Jay Baruchel character started out as for lack of better words a weakling which is fine. That's call character development, start off weak and lack confidences. Then grows as the story develops, not in this case started off weak and annoying, then ended weak and annoying. No character development and I didn't fine the movie interesting. So thumb down.


PS. John Travolta is highly over rated as a actor, could be just me.

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Karate Kid


Excellent movie, just sorry I didn't watch it earlier, great story about a kid that had to movie to china because of his mother's job. Got into some trouble with bullies, not your regular bullies, ninja bullies lucky uh. Had some excellent fight and chase scenes, probably shouldn't say fight, cause they pretty much beat his a**. So here comes Jackie Chan part. I must say he was acting kind of like a pedophile in the beginning, he was staring at the kid too long. But he ended up teaching Dre how to fight like the original Karate Kid. This was better than the original in my opinion. So thumbs up go watch.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The A-Team


No good, I think they tried to make it as close to the original as possible. But you wouldn't buy the A team old series to watch now, because it lame, wasn't lame in the 80's but times change. Saying I pity you fool is pretty lame. The story wasn't real good and it was a little over the top. Heard Mr. T did like it either said he hated the fo hawk, I agree should have went with the full mo hawk.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Prince of Persia


Really good movie, based on the game. But this movie turned the story in to it's own quite well. If you haven't played the game, it's about a prince who happen to come by a dagger that can control time; reverse, stop etc. but in the movie they only focus on the reversal. But the the dagger can only hold sand to reverse time for 1 min. Then he gets into some trouble have to find out who betrayed him. Has all the parts of a good movie romance, comic relief and of course action. So go watch two thumbs up.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Iron Man 2


Ok movie, just didn't jell well to me. It felt like a little choppy prelude to the next movie, Maybe their making a Iron Man 3. Here's why I felt that way, they introduce shield in this movie, he fixed the problem with the power core, intro of war machine and a little love story thrown in too, with no background. I think they expect you to know the story already, Ok fine, but your girl friend may not know and start asking annoying questions in the theater. Like what is shield, why does he have so much suites but only wear one etc. Just a little history would be nice.

PS. Mickey Rourke (Ivan Vanko) lost way to quick

Sunday, April 25, 2010

You Don't Know Jack


Excellent movie, if you don't know it's a movie about Jack Kevorkian played by Al Pacino. He performed his role perfectly, which is why he's one of the greats in acting. I say that because I was watching a Dr. Kevorkian interview on TV and it matched up perfectly to his demeanor, and I most say he's a bit too egotistical in the fight for end of life choice. I think he viewed it as he's right and their wrong, but it's all about choice, the debate should never have been about him and their is where he failed. I don't think I talk out the movie, because hell it's Dr. Kevorkian. Thumbs up, it's on HBO I don't know if it's on DVD yet. It will take you into the movie, the debate, and have you thinking.

PS If you have a horse ride along, but wish it could sing too, Don't shoot the horse. Because you won't have a horse that sings or a horse.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Kick-Ass


Kick-Ass sucked ass for the first half. but as I kept watching it got better then I ended up liking it. The movie is about a kid that wondered way their was no super heroes. So he decided to give it a try, with no training and a 95 pound when wet build. His first try didn't go so well to say the least. But on his second try he end up on you tube for his vigilantism. Where actual superhero (vigilantes) which ever took a liking to him. They decide to give him a little help and it goes on from their. Stick in through the first half it's worth it, thumb up.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Hot Tub Time Machine


No good, I thought it was going to be funny from the commercial, well they hold nothing back "from the commercial". Those were the funniest parts of the whole movie. Bad acting and/or poorly directed. It's about a group of friends that life's sucked. So they when on a trip to their old stopping grounds, where they find a Hot tube time machine. Don't think about it too much, the more you think about it the more dumb the idea gets. They when back changed something. back in the future, their life is now what they wanted. I think it's a old Cliché, nothing wrong with Cliché when they work. This movie did not work thumb down.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

She's Out of My League


Really good movie, started off strong and got better. It's about a average guy that had some luck and find himself dating a girl out of his league. You know sometime, when you see a movie commercial, and you know the movie is going to be crap, 9 out of 10 you're right. But, this movie wasn't crap, it's almost funny enough, to make you crap your pants. So if you're looking for a good movie to watch this it. thumbs up.

The Bounty Hunter


Pretty good movie, about a bounty hunter that does like his job, life, He just about do like anything except gambling. Until one day he got a interesting bounty, his ex wife, which he is almost too happy to take to jail. In the process of taking her to jail, he found that it was going to be harder than he thought, and that's how the story goes. Only thing is it's a little predictable, but still funny. So if you like 300 you're going to hate this, no badass action in this. just kids good to watch, thumb up

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Repo Men


Really good movie, really good action, the movie is about a guy whose job it is to reposes artificial organ. He and his find was two of the best, but he got in to a accident where he needs a one of those organs he is so good at reposesing. But for some reason he got a heart, and couldn't reposes organ anymore. So he found himself missing payments and need to run from the Repo Men. Had a bit of a BS ending but still really good. Two thumbs up go watch.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Descent: 2



The Descent: 2 excellent movie, The Descent is one of the best horror movies of all time. Which is why I thought, a sequel would just end up ruin it, but to my surprise the sequel was excellent. I would say the sequel is just as good as the first, not better but just as good. For those of you who haven't seen the first (you most have been living in a cave) :) a little corny joke. But the plot of the movie is about a group of friend, that went on a trip to explorer some underground cave. They found a uncharted cave system with they thought it would be a good idea to check it out. they found some trouble. Only one made it out that's were Descent 2 picks up. If you haven't watch part one, definitely watch it first. Don't know why this wasn't release in the theaters first but their lost, rent it and have a far better movie night than any thing you can watch in the theaters right now. Your thumbs, my thumbs, and couple other thumbs up.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Brooklyn's Finest


Good movie, It's a movie, about cops struggle with their job. It as the same feeling as Crash. Their are three main character in the movie Richard Gere as Eddie Dugan who is just trying to get to is retirement neglecting is job or not doing it as hard as he should. Don Cheadle as Tango a undercover that is getting too deep in to the gang and real life is falling apart. Ethan Hawke as Sal a narcotics cop that need money for is family and he is going to do it by any means necessary. thumbs up

The Crazies


The Crazies? I don't know if it was just me, but I was expecting a little more crazy. Maybe I had too high of a expectation. It's more of a zombie movie cross with a anti government ad. They should call the movie the Tea Party Rally, maybe not those people are actually crazy. here's a good idea the zombies in this movie should run around with tea pot on their head. Thumbs down.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Edge of Darkness


Not a good movie, poor acting and a plot that would put anyone to sleep, unless they start offering coffee at the snack bar, even then you would just probably end up nodding off spilling coffee in your lap, waking everyone in the theater. Never did care much for Mel Gibson acting so I might be bios. Don't believe me, here's the plot his daughter works at a nuclear weapon facility. Where she find out something, she shouldn't so they kill her how did they kill her putting uranium in her milk, maybe her milk spoilt and turned into uranium. Cause that's what happens to milk when they spoil sometime so be careful. thumbs down.


PS. Mel Gibson is a great director I think, just wish he would quit with those damn subtitle.

Monday, January 18, 2010

The Book Of Eli


Good movie, nice fight scenes not action pack but enough. Plot is a post apocalyptic era, where Eli is traveling west, were he encounter bandits and fights don't want to give away too much info are it won't be interesting to watch. What I found most surprising is that Mila Kunis(Jackie from that 70's show) turned out to be a good actress, who would've thought. thumb up OK to watch.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sherlock Holmes


Sherlock Holmes gets a passing grade. starts of a bit dull but by the end I thought ok not bad. What I thought of this movie is that it's a interesting take on Sherlock Holmes personality, it more of Sherlock Holmes as a drunk, that it. If I think about it, Robert Downey Jr acting style is that of a mildly tolerable drunk. No offense it works for him, look at Iron Man. Well go watch if you want to. thumbs ? I guess one thumb up, and one down.

Daybreakers


No good, was expecting more from this movie, but it didn't deliver on the least of my expectation. Their were some exciting, make you jump moments. But after that you could leave for twenty minutes come back ask what happened and the answer is nothing. So that about it to sum it up disappointing.